The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents: ...and for Those Who Want to Keep it Mild

 

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Dear Readers:

Has someone ever accused you of cussing like a sailor? Do you overuse curse words and wish you didnn't? Do you want to to stop because you have a new little one at home? If you said, "Yes," to any one of these questions, help is on the way with today's BOOK OF THE DAY. The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents: ...and for Those Who Want to Keep it Mild by Marston Lyons. You won't be disappointed with the often humorous and on target replacements for swear words. I highly recommend this book not only for yourself, but also this book makes for a great Christmas present or baby shower present. 

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The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents: ...and for Those Who Want to Keep it Mild Paperback – August 21, 2021

by Marston Lyons  (Author)

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Swearing is all fun and games until you reach the point in your life where you need to find a milder way to express your emotional exasperation. Perhaps you have become a new parent, or are starting a new job. Or maybe you are hosting an upcoming church picnic. Relax!

The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents...and for Those who Want to Keep it Mild has you covered. Through extensive research on a limited basis, the author has not only compiled humorous alternate expressions to use where you traditionally would swear - but they show you were they are used no matter what situation you are in.

In this little gem of a book, you will:

HAVE access to a treasure trove of alternative swear expressions, new and old, for you to start using immediately

SEE how to create alternative swear expressions of your own using our ingenious "Build a Swear" chapter

UNDERSTAND what emotional situations that would normally call for a swear, by way of our amazing "Emotional Swear Alternative Translator"

LEARN how a newly learned alternative swear will fit right in with your needs

And so much more!

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Makes a perfect gift for new parents, expectant mothers, baby showers, college graduation or to celebrate a new job!

So, get right to it today and start reading the The Wee Treasury of Alternative Swear Options for New Parents...and for Those Who Want to Keep it Mild. We "swear" you will find something in it useful and funny!

Product Details

• Publisher ‏ : ‎ Marston Lyons (August 21, 2021)
• Language ‏ : ‎ English
• Paperback ‏ : ‎ 39 pages
• ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1737804417
• ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1737804413
• Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 3.84 ounces
• Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6 x 0.09 x 9 inches

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Marston Lyons is an author of several published humor essays, countless unpublished humor essays, and the creator of a therapeutic blog called Fortyteen Candles. Marston is proud to present this new series of short humor books, The Wee Treasury. The next books in The Wee Treasury humor series are scheduled to be published in Winter 2021 and Spring 2022.